The Witty Chalked Messages Sign of Synergy Fitness in Jersey City

Look as good as you pretend to be online.

The A-frame sandwich board sign outside of Synergy Fitness club in Jersey City, New Jersey often attracts attention due to its witty chalked messages. The messages, often topical, are the work of freelance writer and comedy show producer Joe D’Allegro who writes them for free. The sign’s ads are so popular that they have inspired their own Tumblr blog titled The Oracle of Synergy. Be sure to take a look at all of the signs at D’Allegro’s online image gallery.

You can't run from all your problems, but it will help you lose weight, evade zombies.

We'll ruin your sumo career.

Celebrate Presidents' Day by being more Lincoln, and less Taft.

If you want a fancy gym experience, keep your pinkies out when squatting.

photos by Joe D’Allegro

Thanks to Eric Harvey Brown for the tip!

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