The Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System Makes Eggs on a Stick

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As seen on TV, the Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System uses “vertical cooking technology” to make breakfast eggs phallic, and optionally, on a stick. The product’s promo trailer shows the Rollie device, in all its pop-up easy-to-clean glory, slowly doling out tubes of cooked egg. “Breakfast is a hassle; it’s messy and you’re busy,” says The Rollie company. They further, “Just crack your egg, pour it in and watch it pop up in minutes.” Sold!

via Consumerist, Gizmodo

Rusty Blazenhoff
Rusty Blazenhoff