The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge is a 256 page satirical encyclopedia from The Onion. The book spans such heady subjects as the life stages of an Aunt, the dimensions of a female bucket or “pail,” and basketball. To celebrate the launch of the book, The Onion has released this commercial for the Book Bjorn, a wearable book holding device. The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge is available now.
Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion’s compendium of all things known.