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“Meet the Spartans, a society built on reason, sit-ups, and child abuse…”
To celebrate 300: Rise of an Empire coming to theaters next week, Screen Junkies released an honest movie trailer for the 2006 fantasy action film 300. We’ve previously written about Screen Junkies and their ongoing series of honest television and movie trailers.
“Prepare for a film so terrifying, it will convince an entire generation of kids not to be astronauts.”
Strap in and relive Gravity, the most intense theatrical experience in years – now available to watch on your phone.
“Watch as The Mighty Thor mopes around Asgard in a Snuggie.”
Screen Junkies has released an honest movie trailer for Marvel’s 2013 superhero film Thor: The Dark World. We’ve previously written about Screen Junkies and their ongoing series of honest television and movie trailers.
Get ready to revisit ‘Thor: The Dark World!’ Prepare for another perfectly passable Thor movie while we all wait for ‘The Avengers 2.’
“Instead of Return of the King’s eight different endings, watch a movie that doesn’t even have one.”
Screen Junkies has released a new honest movie trailer for the 2012 fantasy adventure film The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Previously, we’ve written about Screen Junkies’ ongoing series of honest TV and movie trailers.
Strap in for ‘The Hobbit,’ the only movie trilogy that takes longer to watch than to read.
“Witness years of neglect take its toll on a small child as he shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath.”
And now for the Honest Trailer that actually none of you asked for, but what better way to start the holiday season? Take a whimsical waltz down Memory Lane as a young psychotic traps two non-violent criminals inside a house of torture. It’s the Saw prequel we’ve all been waiting for.
“It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s coming right for us! Everybody run!”
Superman is the hero that every kid looked up to, until Man of Steel made him into a mopey violent a-hole. But hey, at least “he’s kinda hot!”