Nation Successfully Completed Mother’s Day by 9:18 A.M.

Yesterday The Onion reported that the United States completed Mother’s Day by 9:18 AM, after showering the nation’s mothers with affection “for nearly 20 minutes.”

The day-long holiday paying tribute to the ones who selflessly gave us life was successfully wrapped up nearly 20 minutes after it began.

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