In his latest video, the irascible Mr. Forthright offered his unsolicited, but amusing advice about defeating terrorism in his very distinct straightforward manner.
Terrorists want you to be afraid if you’re already in a state of constant fear they can’t affect you. Release snakes randomly throughout your house. Ride down on the wrong side of the street blindfolded while public speaking. Only drink expired milk, Solve two problems at once. Through an extensive propaganda campaign, persuade terrorist the real threat to civilization is slow WiFi.
