Midwest Teen Sex Show is a hilarious series of comedy podcasts about teen sexuality. Episode #2 is features every teenager’s favorite topic, Abstinence.
Teens and sex. It happens. Not every teen is having sex and not every teen is abstaining. We hope the Midwest Teen Sex Show will create a space for frank discussion of all things related to teen sexuality. Broadcast media shies away from any real exploration of the topic, and they forget that not all teens live in Orange County.
via Jacob Appelbaum via Boing Boing
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Too funny! I’m gonna have to stop watching teen porn and start watching teen abstinence videos instead =)
umm.. ya your videos r kool!
but i think there should be some way to monitor who is actually seing these!
i personally wouldnt want my younger siblings to watch this because it could be taken the wrong way!
HEAVENLY FATHER CREATED SEX FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF “CONCIEVING ALIVE” HIS TINEY CHILDREN, FOR A MALE/FEMALE COUPLE THAT IS LEGALLY AND LAWFULLY MARRIED, AT AN APPROPIATE MATURE AGE. FOR MARRIAGE TO BE SUCCESSFUL, BOTH COUPLES SHOULD HAVE AN ADAQUATE EDUCATION, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, SO THAT IF NEEDS BE EITHER COUPLE COULD SUPPORT THE FAMILY WITH THEIR JOB SKILLS. BECAUSE OF THE SACREDNESS OF MARRIAGE, PREMARITAL SEX IS NOT RECOMMENDED. IT’S A TRUST ISSIUE. BOTH COUPLES SHOULD ENTER MARRIAGE CLEAN AND PURE, AS THIS SHOWS FAITH AND TRUST IN ONE ANOTHER. IF ONE OF THE COUPLES HAS NOT BEEN CHAST, AND THE OTHER HAS. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THAT THEY GET MARRIED. IF EITHER OF THE COUPLES HAVE A HISTORY OF SEXUAL ABUSE FROM A FAMILY MEMBER, I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EITHER MARRY, FOR THIS OPENS THE DOOR FOR THINE OWN CHILDEN TO BE SEXUALLY ABUSED BY THE SAME UNFAITHFUL FAMILY MEMBER. I WOULD ALSO DISCOUARAGE “PHONE” SEX, AS THIS PLANTS “UNHEALTHY” THOUGHTS ABOUT SEX IN MARRIAGE. WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED TO THE ONE WHOM YOU LOVE AND HAVE PLEDGED TO BE ETERNAL COMPANIONS TO ONE ANOTHER, THE LORD, GOD OFUSRAEL WILL BLESS YOU. MARRIAGE SHOUILD BE “STRAIGHT SEX”, SO DO NOT EXPRESS AFFECTION WITH “GAY”, “LESBIAN” OR TRANSGENDER EXPRESSION, AS THAT ALLOWS THE DARKSIDE TO ENTER INTO YOUR LIFE, FOR TO DESTROY IT. NEVER STRAY FROM YOUR COMITTED PARTNER. THIS WILL GIVE YOUR CHILDREN A HERO TO FOLLOW , YOU INTO ETERNITY. GOOD BLESS YOUR ETERNAL RELATIONSHIP. ANYTHING LESS THAN THIS SHALL CAUSE SORROW TO ENTER YOUR LIFE. BE GOOD AND BE HAPPY. AMEN. ~ANGELGIL~ TO FOLLOW UP SEE:
A GELGILS-INSTANT-HEALINGS.COM
Hmmm… Forgot one “plus” for abstinence besides not ending up with an STD or PREGNANT. (as if that wasn’t enough!)
The latest statistics tell us:
Young women who are sexually active outside of marriage (faithful, committed, lifetime, one man + one woman) are 3x more likely to attempt SUICIDE.
Young men who are sexually active outside of marriage (see above definition) are 8x more likely to attempt SUICIDE.
Hmmmm…. ;) wonder why that is…
And by the way,, a little not-so-common sense:
“practice does NOT make perfect” if you were bad to start with, you will always be bad…. “PERFECT practice makes perfect”.
I didn’t have to ride 20 different bikes to figure out how to ride a bike! It only took ONE! If you can’t figure out how to ride ONE, give up now, you’ll never figure it out!