guest post by Burstein!
Although Joel Bauer might disagree, I truly think that Meat Cards, made using meat and lasers, are the ultimate business cards.
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
The all caps are apparently necessary to contain all the awesome that is meat cards.
via Cal Henderson
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