Man Writes Humorous Tirade to the Person Who Made His Burrito

Burrito

Lucky Shirt has posted a humorous rant directed at the person who made his burrito by layering the ingredients top to bottom instead of lengthwise.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

To read the rest of his creative, profanity-filled tirade, head over to Medium.

image via Lucky Shirt

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