A few weeks back during Simone’s birthday party, William showed up with a bizarre confection, a giant size Mallow Pizza made by Kandy Kastle, which they advertise as a “Great Tasting Marshmallow Pizza” and an “All American ‘Fun’ Pizza”.
I’m not sure how it tastes, maybe William will provide us with a review.
In fact there is a whole line of “Mallow” food, including a Mallow Hot Dog and Mallow Fries, both of which come with Strawberry Ketchup. There is also a Mallow Burger.
photos via Scott Beale & Kandy Kastle
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It’s absolutely ridiculous that the american population has gone this low. This is terribly unhealthy.
Kandy Kastle is missing the fundamental food groups: MallowVeggies and MallowFruits.
Ridiculous :D.
I actually have a large collection (maybe 50 different pieces) of candy-ized hamburgers.
My favorites are the japanese cookies with chocolate patties, sugar cheese, shortbread buns, with some meat like flavor and sesame seeds on top.
Sounds good and gross. Reminds me of the Orphan Andy’s menu item I just noticed this past Sunday
Under 3-egg omelettes
“Sweetie Pie strawberry preserves & cream cheese”
http://www.yelp.com/mpbiz?b=6BMxNLbCSQIe72nYGiJBXA
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They had a simpsons episode about this stuff! They called them “tasty fakes”.
I gave them away at the party, hoping I could first see what happened to somebody else who tried to eat it. Nobody was that brave (or that dumb). So as far as I know, they remain untasted.
The big question people were wondering: does it taste anything like pizza? Or is it just candy-flavored? All I know from the label is that it is “FUN”, which I presume to be a simultaneously ironic and shouty version of actual fun.