Mallow Pizza & Other Candy Food Made of Marshmallow

by Scott Beale on May 13, 2008 · 10 comments

Mallow Pizza

A few weeks back during Simone’s birthday party, William showed up with a bizarre confection, a giant size Mallow Pizza made by Kandy Kastle, which they advertise as a “Great Tasting Marshmallow Pizza” and an “All American ‘Fun’ Pizza”.

I’m not sure how it tastes, maybe William will provide us with a review.

Mallow Pizza

In fact there is a whole line of “Mallow” food, including a Mallow Hot Dog and Mallow Fries, both of which come with Strawberry Ketchup. There is also a Mallow Burger.

Mallow Fries

Mallow Hot Dog

mallow-burger

photos via Scott Beale & Kandy Kastle

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Judson Collier May 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm

It’s absolutely ridiculous that the american population has gone this low. This is terribly unhealthy.

Kandy Kastle is missing the fundamental food groups: MallowVeggies and MallowFruits.

Ridiculous :D.

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2 Doc Pop May 13, 2008 at 12:14 pm

I actually have a large collection (maybe 50 different pieces) of candy-ized hamburgers.
My favorites are the japanese cookies with chocolate patties, sugar cheese, shortbread buns, with some meat like flavor and sesame seeds on top.

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3 Will Budreau May 13, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Sounds good and gross. Reminds me of the Orphan Andy’s menu item I just noticed this past Sunday

Under 3-egg omelettes
“Sweetie Pie strawberry preserves & cream cheese”
http://www.yelp.com/mpbiz?b=6BMxNLbCSQIe72nYGiJBXA

p.s. the tab order on the comment text fields is out of order – Skips past Email address to Website URL and then back to Verify Email address

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4 Jeffrey McManus May 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm

They had a simpsons episode about this stuff! They called them “tasty fakes”.

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5 William May 13, 2008 at 10:27 pm

I gave them away at the party, hoping I could first see what happened to somebody else who tried to eat it. Nobody was that brave (or that dumb). So as far as I know, they remain untasted.

The big question people were wondering: does it taste anything like pizza? Or is it just candy-flavored? All I know from the label is that it is “FUN”, which I presume to be a simultaneously ironic and shouty version of actual fun.

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