Lonelygirl15 Returns In a Cryptic Video Offering Advice About Being Selected for the Ceremony

In her first video in over seven years, the infamous, (albeit fictional) Bree Avery, aka Lonelygirl15, revealed that she may still be alive and appearing to be comfortably folded back in to the The Order, offering advice and instruction to girls who have been selected for The Ceremony. Although appearances can sometimes be deceiving.

Did you think that because they were quiet this was over? Isn’t that when you’re supposed to worry, when the guys in suits and symbols disappear all at once? They didn’t go anywhere, kids. You did. The world doesn’t just freeze when you close your eyes. I know, you’ve got a lot of questions. Questions deserve answers. It’s the only thing that satisfies them and I have many. But are you here, or am I talking to myself? I guess you could say I’m the lonely girl, now. Sorry. Bad joke. But if I’m going to stick my neck out, I have to know that it’s worth it. That you’re here, that you’re still resisting. That you’re ready to fight and put it all on the line. Maybe then we might see more of each other.

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.