Krampus Sweater, An ‘Ill-Fitting, Horribly Distasteful’ Christmas Sweater

Merry Krampus

First, Archie McPhee brought us the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater and now this year they have outdone themselves with the Krampus Sweater. It’s a predominately green acrylic sweater that has an image of Krampus, with the words “Merry Krampus” across the front and is described as a “horribly distasteful Christmas sweater.” They say: “One size that fits no one well.” It is available to purchase in limited quantities at Archie McPhee.

Let’s not forget the naughty children this year

This is a limited quantity item! Krampus is the anti-Santa Claus from Europe who punishes the naughty girls and boys on Christmas Eve. If you’re bad, instead of bringing you presents, Krampus stuffs you into a sack so that he can eat you for dinner. This sweater tells the world that even though you weren’t on your best behavior this year, you’re still in the Christmas spirit. It’s the perfect look for an ugly sweater party this holiday season. This one-size-fits-most sweater is sausage-casing-tight on a 2XL person and awkwardly loose on a medium frame…

Rusty Blazenhoff
Rusty Blazenhoff