How to Seduce a Mac Geek: A Macworld Sex Guide

by Scott Beale on January 11, 2007 · 2 comments

Macworld

Violet Blue wrote an awesome article that was published today in her San Francisco Chronicle column, specifically for any horny Mac geeks who are in town this week for Macworld 2007:

“How to Seduce a Mac Geek: A Macworld Sex Guide”

Oh no. You can tell by how they walk, male or female, that they’ve had a bite of that Apple. It’s obvious that the Mac user is just waiting to be uncorked like a bottle of foamy champagne — and with a few precise techniques, it’s playtime at the Genius Bar in no time. And there are so many Mac geeks in town, it’s practically our civic duty to find out what kind of hot widget-on-widget action gets them through the night. So I offer to you this: a Macworld sex guide.

photo credit: Violet Blue

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1 Mr. Kama August 26, 2007 at 11:49 am

I have a friend who a girl that would call up “geek squad” to come fix her computer, so she could take advantage of them and have crazy sex! Now only if there were more geeks to satisfy her needs….lolz

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