How to Choose A Bottle of Wine, A Satirical Wine Buying Guide

Satirical Wine Buying Guide

Wine Folly, a wine education site whose work we’ve written about in the past, has created, “How to Choose A Bottle of Wine”, a satirical guide that uses a flowchart to help determine the right bottle of wine for the right occasion.

Begin by choosing who is drinking the wine, where the drinking is happening, what role the wine is playing in the meal and how the meal itself is cooked. For example, if you choose to drink wine at home alone as an accompaniment to a microwaved meal, you’ll find that the suggested wine is one that comes in a box. All in good fun.

Posters of this guide are available for sale.

image via Wine Folly

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.