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	<title>Comments on: Hilarious Southwest Airlines Pre-Flight Safety Announcement</title>
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		<title>By: Moyra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moyra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was on a late flight from LAX to Chicago MDW (also Southwest Airlines) and enjoyed similar pre-flight safety announcement. Too bad I didn&#039;t recorded it (especially the part about &#039;smoking seats located on a left wing&#039;  or  &#039;while helping your children with their oxygen mask always choose this more privileged one first&#039;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was on a late flight from LAX to Chicago MDW (also Southwest Airlines) and enjoyed similar pre-flight safety announcement. Too bad I didn&#8217;t recorded it (especially the part about &#8216;smoking seats located on a left wing&#8217;  or  &#8216;while helping your children with their oxygen mask always choose this more privileged one first&#8217;)</p>
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		<title>By: Dylan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow. In my whole life I have never heard the passengers of an airplane clap for the crew after they gave that boring speech. This should be the standard for all airlines.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. In my whole life I have never heard the passengers of an airplane clap for the crew after they gave that boring speech. This should be the standard for all airlines.</p>
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		<title>By: John Hell</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Hell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh the joys of flying with a sarcastic and unionized flight crew.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh the joys of flying with a sarcastic and unionized flight crew.</p>
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		<title>By: groovehouse</title>
		<link>http://laughingsquid.com/hilarious-southwest-airlines-pre-flight-safety-announcement/comment-page-1/#comment-323861</link>
		<dc:creator>groovehouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I LOL&#039;d.  Good find!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOL&#8217;d.  Good find!</p>
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		<title>By: allen stern</title>
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		<dc:creator>allen stern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Flying sucks - and this guy made it a bit more enjoyable. There is a conductor on the NYC subway who did something similar. He was up for a promotion to tower desk and was denied because he couldn&#039;t follow the rules that said &quot;no deviations&quot; from the standard speak.

Isn&#039;t life about smiling and I bet everyone who got on this plane in a grumpy mood smiled.

Thanks for sharing squid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flying sucks &#8211; and this guy made it a bit more enjoyable. There is a conductor on the NYC subway who did something similar. He was up for a promotion to tower desk and was denied because he couldn&#8217;t follow the rules that said &#8220;no deviations&#8221; from the standard speak.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t life about smiling and I bet everyone who got on this plane in a grumpy mood smiled.</p>
<p>Thanks for sharing squid.</p>
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