Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian, as reported by The Onion of course.
The openly gay teen, who came out to his parents at age 14 and has had a steady boyfriend for the past seven months, said he first began to suspect he might be different last year, when he started feeling an odd stirring within himself every time he passed a church. The more conservative the church, Faber claimed, the stronger his desire was to enter it.
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maybe he wants to be a clergyman who hooks up with alter boys?
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