The 7 inch tall hand-painted and cast resin Forever Alone Statuette brings the extremely lonely rage comic character (internet meme) to life. It is available to purchase at ThinkGeek.
Your massive library houses hundreds of leather-bound books, warmly lit by your fireplace. On the mantle, just below a painting of you in a velvet robe, is a series of ivory busts. Among them: Shakespeare, Bach, Lincoln, Athena, Einstein, and one you’ve recently added. It will have been a decade tomorrow that you’ve lived alone in this house and it’s time you commemorated that feat. Now, among the marbled faces of the greatest individuals in history you have… the Forever Alone Statue. Time to celebrate. You would invite your friends, but… come on…
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