Comments on: Emperor Norton Returns From The Dead and Starts Blogging http://laughingsquid.com/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/ art, culture and technology from San Francisco and beyond Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:11:18 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: The Council for American Liberties http://laughingsquid.com/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/comment-page-1/#comment-35269 The Council for American Liberties Sun, 17 Sep 2006 16:32:09 +0000 http://laughingsquid.com/2006/09/15/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/#comment-35269 Dear Sir/Madam, The Council is extremely concerned for the well being of man claiming to be Norton I. As we are sure you are well aware, recent events have caused him to enter an alarming mental state. The Council has worked tirelessly to prevent such a situation, but has ultimately been unsuccessful. In an attempt to rectify these affairs, we are proud to announce a bold new program within our organization: The Protection Initiative. The sole tenant of this body is to protect the aforementioned individual from both physical and mental anguish. Many resources are being allocated to ensure the success of this important endeavor. Accompanying this internal philosophy shift is the release of certain documents that were previously collected for the good of the people. We believe that these documents, if engaged adequately, can help stabilize him. Time is certainly critical in this regard. We would greatly appreciate any discrete methods you can employ to inform others of The Protection Initiative and the release of these documents. More information can be found on The Initiative's public message board: http://theprotectioninitiative.wordpress.com/ With the sincerest of regards, The Council for American Liberties thecouncilforamericanliberties@gmail.com Dear Sir/Madam,

The Council is extremely concerned for the well being of man claiming to be Norton I. As we are sure you are well aware, recent events have caused him to enter an alarming mental state. The Council has worked tirelessly to prevent such a situation, but has ultimately been unsuccessful.

In an attempt to rectify these affairs, we are proud to announce a bold new program within our organization: The Protection Initiative. The sole tenant of this body is to protect the aforementioned individual from both physical and mental anguish. Many resources are being allocated to ensure the success of this important endeavor. Accompanying this internal philosophy shift is the release of certain documents that were previously collected for the good of the people. We believe that these documents, if engaged adequately, can help stabilize him. Time is certainly critical in this regard.

We would greatly appreciate any discrete methods you can employ to inform others of The Protection Initiative and the release of these documents. More information can be found on The Initiative’s public message board:
http://theprotectioninitiative.wordpress.com/

With the sincerest of regards,

The Council for American Liberties
thecouncilforamericanliberties@gmail.com

]]> By: Sam http://laughingsquid.com/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/comment-page-1/#comment-34992 Sam Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:45:54 +0000 http://laughingsquid.com/2006/09/15/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/#comment-34992 You make him sound a lot like the first Norton I Is that such a bad thing? You make him sound a lot like the first Norton I
Is that such a bad thing?

]]> By: The Council for American Liberties http://laughingsquid.com/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/comment-page-1/#comment-34817 The Council for American Liberties Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:33:53 +0000 http://laughingsquid.com/2006/09/15/emperor-norton-returns-from-the-dead-and-starts-blogging/#comment-34817 Dear Sir/Madam, It has recently come to the attention of this council that you are assisting in the propagation of the false claims made by the individual purporting to be Norton I. Know that he is mentally unstable and that his actions directly destabilize the interests of Americans and this nation. Please refrain from further contact with this person and cease to discuss his statements immediately. With the sincerest of regards, The Council for American Liberties Dear Sir/Madam,

It has recently come to the attention of this council that you are
assisting in the propagation of the false claims made by the
individual purporting to be Norton I. Know that he is mentally unstable
and that his actions directly destabilize the interests of Americans
and this nation. Please refrain from further contact with this person
and cease to discuss his statements immediately.

With the sincerest of regards,

The Council for American Liberties

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