Christopher Walken for President in 2008

by Scott Beale on August 15, 2005 · 12 comments

Christopher Walken

It appears that Christopher Walken is running for president in 2008. His State of the Union addresses would be reason alone to put him in office.

Stepping up to the forefront of politics is a new type of leader, motivated by his love for his country, not special interest groups. His distinct image and captivating voice you already know, and now it’s your chance to make him the leader of the people, for the people, by the people. That’s right… Christopher Walken is running for President.

I wonder who he will choose for a running mate? My vote is for Crispin Glover.

UPDATE: Well, it looks like the bubble has burst. As one might guess and as confirmed in the comments, this is in fact a hoax.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Chip Beale August 15, 2005 at 11:24 pm

Perhaps Shatner. I’m thinking eight hour acceptance speech between…..them.

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2 Spacemonkey August 17, 2005 at 2:58 pm

Sadly, it appears to be a prank.

What a wonderful world it would be, otherwise.

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3 Mandrillus Sphinx August 17, 2005 at 3:00 pm

Alas, but Snopes has confirmed that this is not true.

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4 Hayden August 25, 2005 at 2:49 pm

If we’re lucky, Chris will get word of our support and actually comsider running!!! Now that would be nice!!! Anyone but Hilary or Kerry!!!!

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5 Marconus August 25, 2005 at 4:42 pm

Too bad,

Just Walken’s very Presence would stop a warmonger in their tracks if he was President.

Imagine the “Scariest Man in Hollywood” walking into a U.N. Meeting. The room would instantly go quiet, and everyone would jump in startlement at the first sound he made.

That’s the kind of President we need: one that scares people because he’s naturally creepy and daring; rather than one that scares people with their stupidity.

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6 retro November 20, 2007 at 11:29 am

Colbert for President! I love the guy and even though he’s wacky and wierd, he’d be better than any of the other candidates.

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