The Analog Cafe A fundraiser for The # hotline and laughingsquid.com Saturday, November 14th, 8:00pm an indoor/outdoor/social/interactive smorgasbord of anti-technological resplendence Cyclone 1842 Illinois St Butchertown, San Francisco (see below for directions) $5-$10 sliding scale donation info: 415-289-6666 For over a year The # hotline (415-289-6666) and laughingsquid.com's "Squid List" email events list have been providing the low-down on many of the Bay Area's most interesting events. Now we need a little help to keep things going. ######################### FEATURING ######################### Cyberbuss (http://cyberbuss.com) SEEMEN machines (http://seemen.org) Art Cars (http://artcarfest.com) Sister Sock Show & Oh Communion (http://thesisters.org) - featuring some of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence + special appearance by Mr. Hankey mikl-em (bianca's Smut Shack/Popcorn Anti-Theater regular) Michael Peppe - Spazmusik Divus & Broken Word Performer Michael Peppe doing a good ol' fashioned tape-and-performance piece Hassan I Sabbah (mysterious sword swallower) The Love Dodge (bianca's Smut Shack -- http://bianca.org) - doing their thing in the outside zone Jim Mason's Veg-o-Matic of the Apocolypse (http://dammit.org/vegomatic/) DJ John Hell (Radio Free Burning Man/Flambe Lounge) Kneel Downenlich (The Werepad/Lush -- http://www.werepad.com) - late night lounge grooves Neon installations by John Law (Happy Birthday John!) ######################### PROJECTIONS ######################### Special selections from the archives of Molli Simon & Craig Baldwin projected onto Larnie Fox's suspended bamboo wings. (http://www.infoflow.com/larnie/) Early computer/technology films from Oddball Film & Video's vault. (http://www.oddballfilm.com) + Here Are The Projections You Requested ######################### DOOR/RAFFEL PRIZES ######################### Every attendee will get one ticket with admission and additional tickets can be purchased as well. Be sure to get there early for the best prize assortment. - Harrod Blank's latest art car video "Driving the Dream" and T-shirts from ArtCar Fest (http://artcarfest.com) - Burning Man ash tray, lighter, Film Festival posters, etc... (http://www.burningman.com) - A surprise package courtesy of the folks at Bigrig Industries - SF Cacophony Society's "Hand of Power" and a year's subscription to their newsletter "Rough Draft" (http://www.zpub.com/caco/) - Portland Santacon '96 video from laughingsquid.com (http://laughingsquid.com/santa/) - Several prized copies of cardhouse.com's Macros #6 + Mark Simple in person??!!?? (http://cardhouse.com) - Fabulous kitsch from Ragtime - Defenestration highlights video from laughingsquid.com (http://www.defenestration.org) - Here Are The Facts You Requested wonderful new cd "Shocks + Struts" (http://www.slip.net/~hatfyr/) - Special rare photographic print of Burning Man in San Francisco as photographed by Margot Duane (aka Wicked Kitty). - The Illumination Project Kit (http://www.Burningart.com) - Unawarded prizes from the canceled game show "You Asked For It!" (http://dammit.org/gameshow/) - Cool shit from F-Space/Dada Club/Mobilization Records http://www.mobilization.com - Alonso G. Smith video & book from laughingsquid.com (http://laughingsquid.com/alonso/) - Gals and guys t-shirts from Space Cowgirls - Obnoxious stickers from Malice, Inc's child labor camps. ######################### MC's/PRESENTERS ######################### Circus Boy (Circus Baraka) Dr. Howland Owll (Church of the SubGenius) Lloyd Void (SF Cacophony Society) Geekboy@ (Steel Geekboy@'s Likker/Church of the Bleeding Ulcer/Flamewar) That gallant dandy, Uncle Super Monopoly Lotto Man(!) will be on hand to make everyone a WINNER; while The Dream Thief will be creeping about to add your name to the LOSER list. ######################### DRINKS ######################### Legendary bartenders will be on hand from Burning Man's NeighBARhood - Rusty Blazenhoff (of The Estate Cellars of Bigrig Industries) - Se–or Spanky (of Se–or Spanky's Tijuana Tequila Nightmare) - Dexter Mythorfan (of Cosmos) - Cookie (of Cosmos) - Bill Ray Virus (of Hangoverkill) - maybe even GodTodd or possibly the elusive KagaTodd (of Iron Bartender) They will be introducing two new fabulous drinks: "Squid Ink" and "The #". Also special guest bartenders Dana (uber-fabricationist) & Flash (former Helco spokesman and Gerlach's toughest bartender). Absinthia, mixtress of the legendary Green Fairy, will serve up her specialty. ######################### DIRECTIONS ######################### How to get to Cyclone: Take 3rd street South to Marin St, then make a left at the DOGGY DINER head and a right on Illinois. It's the warehouse in the middle of the block with all the weird shit going on. ======================================================================= Laughing Squid Join The Squid List http://laughingsquid.com http://laughingsquid.com/squidlist/ http://laughingsquid.net =======================================================================