A Machine That Measures the Perfect Amount of Toilet Paper Before Cutting It With a Chainsaw

The Toilet Paper Machine 2.0 by the Useless Duck Company is a machine that measures out the perfect amount of toilet paper before cutting it with a chainsaw mounted on a swinging arm. The machine is an improvement on the original version, which used a large knife to cut the paper, but would sometimes require multiple swings.

The Useless Duck Company has also released a video of just the Toilet Paper Machine 2.0 in action without all the explanation.

via Nerdist

Glen Tickle
Glen Tickle

Amelia's dad. Steph's husband. Writer, comedian, gentleman. Good at juggling, bad at chess.