A Humorous Beginners Guide to Game of Thrones Narrated by an Uncensored Samuel L. Jackson

The amazing Samuel L. Jackson narrated a wonderfully funny, uncensored beginners guide to Game of Thrones in his own distinctive way, focusing mainly on the first five seasons. He started with House Stark (“don’t get attached”), Daenerys Targaryen (“she’s got thousands of followers and eight thousand of the baddest soldiers”), House Lannister (“so right now House Lannister is winning this game”), the Night’s Watch (“just a 300 mile long 700 foot high ice wall”) and Dani’s dragons (“the first thing you need to know about this world is no, not dragons”) but stopped just short of telling what happens to all of these characters in season six.

Lori Dorn
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