Vote for Chicken Subpoena Art Show

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Chicken And His Files

The Vote for Chicken Subpoena Art Show takes place this Thursday, October 9th at the Crucible Steel Gallery located at CELLspace in San Francisco, where Chicken John, who ran for major in last year’s election, plans to answer the subpoena from the SF Ethics Commission by gluing the documents to the wall in the form of an art show.

Here’s the announcement from Chicken John’s mailing list:

CELL Space October 9th, 7PM*** Vote for Chicken Subpoena art show with special guest: Gavin Newsome!!!!

So if I said it once I’ve now said it a thousand times: Politics divide people, art brings people together.

I never knew how true it was until I decided it would be interesting and funny if I ran for mayor of San Francisco, the City of Art and Innovation.

I’d make a great mayor. Sure I would.

About half the people unsubscribed from my list.

By the end of the run, more people had signed up and stuff… but some people were really enthusiastic. Some angry. Some embarrassed. But everyone had an opinion. Most people think I did it ‘wrong’. Everyone would have done it differently. So if my campaign was a performance art piece, that makes anyone with an opinion a critic. An art critic.

Suck on that for a minute…

There is a device called the Ethics Commission that oversees campains and monitors the finance and the idea (I guess) is to keep things equal for all candidates. They manage a city fund for campain endeavors that you know of as “matching funds”. Where if you raise a certain amount of money and show that you have some support they will match your funds so you can get your message across. All sounds perfectly reasonable to me….

Please come to The Crucible Steel Gallery located in CELL Space, 2050 Bryant Street in SF, on Thursday night October 9th, 7 PM, as I satisfy the subpoena I received from the Ethics Commission. They wish to scrutinize the paperwork of the campaign committee when I ran for mayor to make sure I filled out all the forms right and didn’t spend any campaign money on blow and hookers. Like you get a receipt from the blow and hooker store, jeeeze…

I’ll glue the paperwork to the walls of the gallery and I’m inviting you, the general public, and the Ethics Commission to peruse the paperwork that I will display. The subpoena asks for me to “surrender” all files and papers and accounting. Why only surrender it to them? Why not let everyone see it? Sounds like a fair political practice to me…

At the show, I will do a short presentation of how I’m protected by the 1st amendment because I ran for second place in a pre-determined election. I will also show you how I almost won. Yup. The Rank Choice Voting thing is actually so flawed that things been just a little different… just a small % different… it’s complicated. Come to the show, I’ll explain it.

11,000 people voted for me. Not bad, really. You’d only need 7,000 or so to slam dunk a supervisor seat. Or 3,500 first place votes, 4,000 second place votes… it’s all kinda complicated…

Please join us for a look at the sheer volume of paper that is generated for a campain. The will be complimentary Hor’dearves and libations for your pleasure and a special appearance from our beloved Mayor Gavin Newsome who will speak about how as Governor of California he will be a great inspiration to artists who will join together against him as he paves over every square foot of our beautiful state with luxury condos as the billionaires kick out the millionaires. Or something.

My artist statement is as follows:

My work deals with contemporary and post-contemporary political paranoia and mistrust through an ancient medium, that of the standard political rhetorical broadside, dedicated though, not to the standard genre of communicating to one’s fellow citizens in the polis through appeals to their reason, love for community, or even sense of play and creativity, but rather to what the medium of political communication is reduced (or elevated? this question cannot be evaded, but is rather met head on through the slapping of form on wall) to in the post-electronic world, communication not across a plane of equals with a common language of gesture and sound, but rather communication between Subject and a shadowy world of hegemonic power that attempts to define art not as a matter of artist and audience but of, in senses both real and metaphorical, master and slave. In this work the meaning of “form” is played with in its duality of shape, medium, or contour and its alternate and paradoxical meaning of a piece of paper with information filled in, submitted to the requirements of the civic ego rather than personal limerence. The piece reconfigures the use of Number in ways meant to make the audience question the hegemony of Mathematics itself; within the ambit of my work, a work whose true scope and space encompasses not just the gallery walls but rather the memories, experiences, cash flow, and enthusiasm of everyone whose desire to see me experiment with political form led them to make the choice to write me a check or hand me their own form of inkjet on paper art, the federal reserve note (a thing of totemic power whose overall shaping of my work is a constant presence-through-absence), an act which, as the work demonstrates, takes them, and me, irrevocably from a realm of (imagined, possible phony) “choice” and “freedom” and into a locked condition of thrall, indeed, to the commissioners–people who their relationship with, rather than being organic or arising from felt need, is rather imposed on them by a system that makes the informational facts of their being property not of them or those they choose to share it with, but rather something that can (and is) taken by force in a curious game where Facts and Information become in essence keys to a very real Jail. (The concept of entrapment also overhangs the work and shapes the viewer’s perception.) We see then Math and Number losing their customary and enforced sense of solidity and entrapment and becomes instead a medium of slippery uncertainty, where the difference between 99.99 and 100 is not simply a single integer but rather a multiplicative function that shifts and expands relentlessly through time with each passing day, eventually becoming not just Number but a crushing Reality that can in fact destroy homes, lives, and futures. In this work a sense of place is reinforced through the rhythmic and repetitive use of street addresses, raising interesting questions about the meaning of “where”.” The overwhelming sense of exile in the current sociopolitical condition is grappled with as questions of “residency” and “last known address” are raised, lowered, parried, and recontextualized, in a situation where “home” again becomes something not purely emotional or domestic but rather the raw material of a Panoptionesque vigorous searching gaze into every aspect of what could once have been considered a realm of privacy and choice; a realm reconfigured, both in the Ethics Commission’s “reality” and the “reality” the artist has crafted in the gallery, across multiple dimensions and platforms: Materials used include wheatpaste, inkjet-on-paper, will, and imagination. And disgust.

photo by Scott Beale

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McCain Be Old by Jelly Donut

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

“McCain Be Old” by Jelly Donut

via Current

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filed under: Humor, Politics, Video

Take On Me, With New Lyrics Explaining What’s Going On

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Dust Films has created a new version of the video for 1985 song “Take On Me” by the band a-ha, where the lyrics actually explain what is going on in the video.

via Andre Torrez

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Maker Faire Austin 2008

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Maker Faire Austin

Make Magazine and Craft Magazine present the 2nd annual Maker Faire Austin which takes place October 18 & 19 at the Travis County Exposition Center in Austin, TX.

Here’s are my photos from Maker Faire Austin 2007.

photos by Scott Beale

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filed under: Crafts, Events, Geek, Hacks, Technology

Truck Tagged With Name Tag

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

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Violet Blue shot a great photo of a truck that was literally tagged with a name tag.

photo by Violet Blue

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LOLmagnetz by Breadpig, Create Your Own LOLspeak Poetry

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

LOLmagnetz by breadpig

Our friends at breadpig have created an awesome set of LOLmagnetz, which you can use to create your own LOLspeak poetry on a variety of magnetic surfaces.

LOLMagnetz are now available through Think Geek and a portion of each sale is donated to the San Francisco SPCA to save and care for orphaned pets.

Repulsive

Eddie Loves His Breadpig

Warning, LOLmagnetz are not recommended for use with food.

photos by Scott Beale & Think Geek

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Choose Your Own Adventure: Hooters or In-N-Out Burger

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Hooters & In-N-Out Burger

Hooters or In-N-Out Burger, seems like it could be the starting point of a bizarre Choose Your Own Adventure game which takes place in Fisherman’s Wharf.

You are standing in front of a Hooters & In-N-Out Burger in Fisherman’s Wharf…

See Previously: In-N-Out Burger, A Fast Food Underdog With a Cult Following

photo by Scott Beale

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Tiki Central’s Tiki Crawl 8, A San Francisco Bay Area Tiki Bar Crawl

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Tiki Crawl 8

Tiki Central is hosting Tiki Crawl 8, visiting ten fabulous Tiki Bars around the Bay Area from Thursday, October 9th through Sunday, October 12th.

Come join in the biggest Bay Area Tiki Bar Crawl yet! Four days! Ten Bars! Savor the world of tiki with visits to bars and restaurants both new and legendary all over the Bay Area. Celebrate the rich history of tiki in the Bay Area, and its lasting impact for over 70 years. Make your plans today to join in an exciting four day weekend of good friends, good drinks, and good tiki.

via Tiki Talk

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Burning Man Decompression 2008, Heat The Street Faire

posted by Scott Beale on Monday, October 6th, 2008

Burning Man Decompression 2008 Heat The Street Faire, the annual post Burning Man celebration, takes place this Sunday, October 12th at Cafe Cocomo and on Indiana Street between Mariposa and 22nd in San Francisco.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

posted by mikl-em on Sunday, October 5th, 2008

guest post by mikl-em

In case you’ve missed it, Tina Fey has been appearing each week on Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin. The first installment imagined a press conference with Hilary Clinton, the second parodied her funny-to-start-with interview with Katie Couric (including direct quotes better than the SNL writing staff could have created), and this week the VP debates were naturally the topic.

Word is there will be a new Fey-as-Palin sketch to kick off the show each week until the election. This can only get funnier.

Katie Couric interview:

Here’s the Palin-Hilary sketch that kicked this series off:

See Previously:

- Head of Skate, An Alaskan Hockey Mom Becomes Vice President

- Vice Presidential Debate At The Hat Factory

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David Letterman NBC Years and Earlier

posted by mikl-em on Sunday, October 5th, 2008

guest post by mikl-em

Deep in Hulu.com’s site, I recently found this pretty amazing retrospective of interviews with David Letterman produced by NBC after he switched networks to CBS. The air date for this special listed on Hulu (May 1978) is wrong because there’s footage of him from much later than that–including a Tom Brokaw interview with him on the occasion of his last week at NBC in 1993. Footage includes interviews prior to him joining NBC when he was doing standup in LA, interviews by Jane Pauley and Tom Snyder, (with Snyder smoking a cigarette, as usual) and even a clip of Dave doing the weather back in Indianapolis.

The special is an hour long, and well worth it, to get a very different perspective on the current grand old man of late night TV.

As a bonus, here’s Dave in a rare TV acting role on Mork & Mindy. With Morgan Fairchild also on as a guest, Dave is doing a thinly veiled parody of Werner Erhard the founder of Scientology-related 70’s self-help seminars EST.

Viewing Note: See Jonathan Davies’ write-up on how to view Hulu videos outside the US using Hotspot Shield.

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Improv Everywhere MP3 Experiment San Francisco Photos & Video

posted by Scott Beale on Saturday, October 4th, 2008

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

MP3 Experiment San Francisco

Improv Everywhere was in town today to conduct their MP3 Experiment San Francisco in Dolores Park. The turn out was great, with a sea of people wearing red, blue, green and yellow shirts, equipped with umbrellas and balloons, all simultaneously following instructions from a MP3 while wearing headphones.

IE founder Charlie Todd invited me to come out as part of his crew to shoot photos and help document the event. He will be posting the video from San Francisco and other cities from their tour within the next couple of weeks, so stay tuned.

photo gallery: Improv Everywhere MP3 Experiment San Francisco

photos & video by Scott Beale

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain Performs Theme From Shaft

posted by Scott Beale on Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Here’s clip from the BBC featuring The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain performing the Theme From Shaft by Isaac Hayes live at the Cambridge Folk Festival 2007.

via Neatorama

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The Flickr Panda Vomits Rainbow Goodness

posted by Scott Beale on Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Flickr Panda Rainbow Vomit

Flickr has upgraded their “Explore” feature with a panda that vomits rainbows.

more info: “Of Pandas and Rainbows” & “The Secrets of Explore”

via Daring Fireball

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Dan Aykroyd Explains The Mystery Behind Crystal Head Vodka

posted by Scott Beale on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Dan Aykroyd explains the mystery behind Crystal Head Vodka which is quadruple distilled using Newfoundland water and triple filtered through Herkimer diamonds.

Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth – and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship is perfect: they contain no tool marks and have been cut against the natural axis of the crystal, defying the laws of physics. Some say they are artifacts from the lost civilization of Atlantis, some say they date back to the Mayans, still others say they were created by a higher intelligence.

Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries. Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties

via John Hodgman

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A Visit To Google’s San Francisco Office

posted by Scott Beale on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Google San Francisco

Google San Francisco

Google San Francisco

Christine Songco, a technical project manager at Google, invited me to visit Google’s San Francisco office today which opened just over year ago and is located on The Embarcadero with a beautiful view of the Bay Bridge and San Francisco Bay. Several people who work out of that office, including some old friends, joined us for lunch, which of course at Google is always a great experience.

Google San Francisco

Some of the projects that operate out of Google San Francisco are Google Code, Google App Engine and Google.org, the philanthropic arm of the company.

As with Google’s main headquarters in Mountain View, photography is restricted for the most part, but I was able to take a few photos in the lobby and of Google’s slide between floors (in fact I came home with a souvenir scraped elbow from the slide).

See Previously: Googleplex, Headquarters of Google

photos by Scott Beale

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Celebrating 50 Years of The Smoot

posted by Dave Schumaker on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

guest post by Dave Schumaker

Celebrating 50 Years of the Smoot

This weekend kicks off a rather obscure and esoteric anniversary celebration on the campus of MIT, honoring 50 years of the Smoot. Some of you might ask, what exactly is a Smoot?

On a cold October night in 1958, members of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity on the campus of MIT decided to welcome their shortest new pledge by using him to measure the entire length of the Harvard Bridge, spanning the Charles River between Boston and Cambridge. Oliver Smoot was the unfortunate choice for this project.

A few hours later, and after having to get up and lay down 365 times, they finally determined the length of the bridge (and coined a new unit in the process): 364.4 smoots plus or minus an ear. And thus, the smoot was engrained into the lexicon of nerds everywhere. Interestingly enough, Oliver Smoot would eventually go on to become the former chairman of American National Standards Institute and former president of the International Organization for Standardization.

Google’s unit converter even recognizes this non-standard unit (1 smoot = 67 inches). The distance from San Francisco to Boston is over 2.9 million smoots (3,099 miles).

via Physorg and MIT

photo via MIT Museum

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PleaseDressMe Shirt of The Day Contest

posted by Scott Beale on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Self Maintenance

PleaseDressMe recently launched a new Shirt of The Day contest where each day they feature a new t-shirt on their website as well as give one away.

Today’s featured shirt is “Self Maintenance” by Glennz.

See Previously: PleaseDressMe, A T-Shirt Search Engine

illustration by Glenn Jones

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filed under: Fashion, Star Wars

Tap’dNY, Purified New York City Tap Water In A Bottle

posted by Scott Beale on Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Tap'dNY

Tap’dNY takes NYC’s legendary tap water, purifies it and then bottles it for sale.

Tap’dNY is a New York City bottled water company with a local twist and knack for honesty. We don’t travel the world from Fiji to France seeking water or offer the usual bottled water gimmicks. We work with NYC’s public water system to source the world’s best tasting tap water, purify it through reverse osmosis and bottle it locally, leaving out ludicrous transportation miles.

We offer an honest and local alternative to thirsty New Yorkers, giving them a smarter choice: to drink their own (award winning) water.

Thanks to Mara for the tip!

photo by Tap’dNY

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filed under: Green

Vice Presidential Debate At The Hat Factory

posted by Scott Beale on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Our friends at The Hat Factory invited a bunch of us over to watch the Vice Presidential Debate tonight in a snark infested environment where a few people participated a challenging game of Palin Bingo.

These photos were taken with my new Panasonic DMC-LX3.

photos by Scott Beale

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